May 01, 2005: The Neckbeard: A Beginner's Guide
AUTHOR: Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen
ALOD: World Beard and Moustache Championships

May 02, 2005: The Producers Have Decided That You Have to Leave
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Blackwater USA Pro Shop

May 03, 2005: I've Got The Bigfoot Blues
AUTHOR: Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner
ALOD: Heavenly Images

May 04, 2005: Innerspace Commerce
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: The Ancient ONES

May 05, 2005: Gnome Apocalypse 2005
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Psychic Paintings

May 06, 2005: Dreamytime Slumberland: The Trouble with Red Raccoon (Part 1)
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Kinky Celine

May 07, 2005: Inactive Fiction
AUTHOR: Corin Tuckers Stalker
ALOD: A.D.I.D.A.S. - Anime Damsels In Distress Alternate Scenes

May 08, 2005: MTV True Life: I was a Turkish Djinn
AUTHOR: Seth "Terrorsaurus" Knisley
ALOD: True.com

May 09, 2005: Kenya Give a Girl a Break?
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Micetrap Distribution, LLC

May 10, 2005: SA Sports Corner: Red vs. Yellow Volleyball Matchup
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Welcome to the World of Sly-N-Slow

May 11, 2005: Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Update Service
AUTHOR: DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk
ALOD: Academy of Remote Viewing and Influencing through Time and Space

May 12, 2005: The Borgnine Diaries
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Bladder Vee-String Female Vagina Prosthesis

May 13, 2005: Dreamytime Slumberland: The Trouble with Red Raccoon (The Conclusion!)
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Manga Head

May 14, 2005: Lobe, American Style
AUTHOR: Corin Tuckers Stalker
ALOD: Insane Shane McKane - The King Of Country Bling!

May 15, 2005: Three Days of Hell: The Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3)
AUTHOR: Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen
ALOD: E3Girls.com

May 16, 2005: D-Day Address Draft #3
AUTHOR: Dwight "Ike" Eisenhower
ALOD: One Leg Online

May 17, 2005: Spray Your Grief Away
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Brians Predictions

May 18, 2005: The Greatest American
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: America We Stand As One

May 19, 2005: Shirley's Big Day at the Circus
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Velvet Dreams

May 20, 2005: Coruscant Planet-City District 4,784 Daily Police Briefing Minutes
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Sugar Bush Squirrel

May 21, 2005: White Men Can't Do Shit
AUTHOR: Corin Tuckers Stalker
ALOD: Dekhyr Dragon's Guide to Sex with Cars (for males)

May 22, 2005: Chariots of Crap: The Comedy Central Story
AUTHOR: Seth "Terrorsaurus" Knisley
ALOD: VAGINA INSTITUTE

May 23, 2005: I See Big Things for You, Kid
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Abraxa's Garden of Sadistic Delights

May 24, 2005: The Downward Spiral
AUTHOR: Jedidiah "Jed" Kirchner
ALOD: Dr. Dudd's Cartoon World

May 25, 2005: Welcome to the DynaMars Corporation's Ares Station Update Service
AUTHOR: DynaMars Corporation Information Kiosk
ALOD: Crying While Eating

May 26, 2005: My Cat Ate My Update
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: The Save Our Sailors Campaign Sumo Senshi Caption Contest

May 27, 2005: My Cake is Bake
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: A Kingdom for a Stage!

May 28, 2005: Inactive Fiction 2: Inactive Harder
AUTHOR: Corin Tuckers Stalker
ALOD: Dental Distortions

May 29, 2005: Console Wars
AUTHOR: Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen
ALOD: A Huge E3 Scumbag

May 30, 2005: You're Gonna Love This One...
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: The Spin Zone

May 31, 2005: The 2005 Summer Religious Fashion Show
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: If only they could talk !