October 02, 2003: The Energy Bar Challenge!
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: SOFTWARE CONTROLLED RADIONIC ENERGY MAKES IT ALL POSSIBLE!

October 02, 2003: Battlefield 1942 Blowout Bonanza
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Juggalettes Gone Wicked

October 03, 2003: Alas, Poor Frolixo
AUTHOR: Corin Tucker's Stalker
ALOD: C-Snake's Portfolio

October 04, 2003: Look What You've Done to Me
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: JL Fusion

October 06, 2003: An Evening With Karyn
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Brinatello's TMNT Page

October 07, 2003: The Energy Bar Challenge, Part II!
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: The Medusa Realm

October 07, 2003: 24 Hours and Man Do I Gotta Piss Like Hell
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Island of Broken Toys

October 09, 2003: RIP: Wally George, the Last True Hero
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: ***DANIST WRITINGS***

October 10, 2003: Half Life 2 Gone Gold!
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Pregfur

October 10, 2003: Greasnin and Goofus, Part 1 of 2
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: SIGA

October 11, 2003: Greasnin and Goofus, Part 2 of 2
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: Zeke Sayer - We're taking the music back...

October 12, 2003: In the Land of the Blind
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Tifareth

October 14, 2003: What a Rotten Columbo Day
AUTHOR: Cliff "Cliff Yablonski" Yablonski
ALOD: PROM ON MARS

October 14, 2003: Groomed to Kill: Beards and Moustaches of Fury
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Raytoons

October 16, 2003: Fast Food Fate
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: WAPAK RADIO

October 16, 2003: Wink Martindale
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Wink's World

October 17, 2003: Monsters Of Humor!
AUTHOR: Corin Tucker's Stalker
ALOD: Warlord Strike Force Comics

October 18, 2003: Get to Know Your Something Awful Writers!
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: Hobo News

October 19, 2003: The Dark Dominick's Experience
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Jesus is Savior

October 21, 2003: Max Payne 2 and Asshole Physics
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: My body weight

October 22, 2003: The Unwritten History of Halloween
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: MEN IN ONE-PIECE SWIMSUITS SITE

October 23, 2003: The Monthly Video Game Henchmen's 563rd Union Address
AUTHOR: Blue Guy #762,182
ALOD: Men In Panties

October 23, 2003: Your Favorite Games Suck - Part One
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Maxssession

October 24, 2003: The Midwest Internet Ghost Hunters Club
AUTHOR: Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz
ALOD: Virtual Judgment House 2000

October 25, 2003: Fly the Friendly Skies
AUTHOR: Ben "Greasnin" Platt
ALOD: Conal Elliott

October 26, 2003: Your Favorite Games Suck - Part Two
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Heroic Homosex

October 28, 2003: Fire In the Hole!
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: Mailbox for MICHAEL JACKSON

October 28, 2003: Learning to Cope with France (France Surrenders)
AUTHOR: Josh "Livestock" Boruff
ALOD: Fysche

October 30, 2003: Real Life Halloween Horrors: Mormons
AUTHOR: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka
ALOD: The Temple of Shao'Kehn

October 30, 2003: Monster Stories that Didn�t Quite Pan Out
AUTHOR: Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons
ALOD: Preggie Pops

October 31, 2003: Secrets of the Comic Book Industry
AUTHOR: Corin Tucker's Stalker
ALOD: POPE JOHN PAUL II USES ANOTHER BLACK MAGICK SATANIC SYMBOL