From: A Serious Guy On the Internet Who is PO'd (Pissed Off) With Your Lousy Customer Support <[email protected]>
To: [INSERT RANDOM COMPANY OR WEBSITE HERE]
Subject: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: RE: RE: I am UTTERLY FURIOUS at your BRAZEN lack of RIDICULOUSLY decent TREMENDOUSLY helpful tech support ***** IMP0RTANT ***** --->>>V1AGR4<<<---
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