Comment #1
From: makemoneyfast@coolfantasticdeals.com
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Comment #2
From: sirenbat@whininggoth.net
Dude, this shit isn't funny. You stopped being funny like 3 years ago.
Do you even try anymore? Why can't you be funny like you were 3 years
ago, instead of being stupid like you are now? This is bullshit, and I'm
going to keep on pointing this out every time I read your page every day.
Learn to be more funny because this shit really is crap. |
Comment #3
From: death_clan(ESB)@counter-strikefan.net
im gonna kill you |
Comment #4
From: totalfarker223432@earthlink.net
what the hell, the Photoshops on this site suck. you biatches need to
fark off and die. Hey BLOWtax, this site really is "something aweful",
lol. who let the dawgs out, woof woofg |
Comment #5
From: blackravyn@alienabductions.org
Why did you make my site an Awful Link of the Day? I'm trying to help
people fight off the alien greys from beyond the universe. If that's such
a bad thing, why are there over 19 members on our Stop Alien Abductions
forum? Your site should be the awful link of the day.
Gary
PS: if any of you out there are being abducted by the grey aliens, please
contact me at OH GOD THEY ARE HERE NOW HE;LP M |
Comment #6
From: kingreol@aol.com
I know you won't admitt it, but your site is slowly crumbling before
your very eyes. I am currently on Phase 103 and we're all ready to move
to Phase 103-alpha. Soon your empire of lies and terrorism will crumble
before your eyes and we terror victims will overcome your rain of tyranny.
You've already had to disable your email because we are rising like the
verbial Phoenix. I am sending John Ashcroft your email address and soon
you will find yourself homless and penniless, where you belong.
hope you had fun while it lasted, Richard.
King George Fiffy REoL
Come visit my AOL site, recently ranked #1 by me
I live with my parents |
Comment #7
From: crashbandicootguy28@aol.com
unsubscribe |
Comment #8
From: crashbandicootguy28@aol.com
unsubscribe |
Comment #9
From: crashbandicootguy28@aol.com
help |
Comment #10
From: zforeffect@ruffrydah.com
WHY DID U BAN ME FROM YOUR FORUMS!!!!! I DIDNT BREAK THE RULES!!!! I
JUST POSTED GOATSECX 600 TIMES, IT DOESNT SAY "DONT POST GOATSECX
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PSYKO-KILLAH
PS: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! |
Comment #11
From: anotherfarker@netzero.com
Fark invented "using words" and "typing letters."
You're copying Fark. you guys suck. this site truly is something awful. |
Comment #12
From: stealsmccarthysfriend@edsinternetbarn.net
is this where I go for the porn |
Hey
guys, what's going on in this thread?