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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 18 - 1:31 AM
By Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

Well, this is my first AwfullyLiveJournal entry and I'm fairly excited about it! I think this project is going to work out well and won't make me want to end my miserable life like all the previous projects I started and then failed to finish... like my miserable life. Oh God how I await the sweet embrace of death. Anyway, I'll be periodically updating this section throughout the day with my various thoughts and opinions. I guess I should get started with that whole thing so people can know how I feel about certain important issues in my life. Well here goes: first off, let me say that racism "just isn't cool." All you racist people out there aren't good and the government should put you in jail for that racist crap. Racism is about as cool as I was in high school, where all those assholes would hit me in the face and push me down stairs just because I drew erotic Tailspin fan fiction all day. But hey jerks from my high school, look who's cool now? I'm popular on the Internet! I'm a popular Internet guy and you jerks are all simply unpopular, rich lawyers and doctors and architects who have beautiful homes and nice cars and... well... oh God, why didn't they just finish the job in high school? I am a horrible monster and pray for death. I need to find an Awful Link of the Day and take my aggression out on it. At least Emily likes me for who I am.

Comment #1
From: [email protected]

HELLO [email protected]

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MAKING $500,000 EVERY OTHER HOUR, SIMPLY BY READING EMAIL IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME? SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE? WELL IT ISN'T! JUST LOOK AT THE COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE TRIED OUR "MAKE MONEY 4 U" PROGRAM:

"I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, I AM RICH NOW, I OWN ALL OF THE MONEY!!!" - S. CLARKE

"I AM NOW THE PRESIDENT OF THE US THANKS TO YOUR PROGRAM!!!" - G. BUSH

IF THESE ORDINARY PEOPLE CAN MAKE MILLIONS OFF OUR EXCITING PROGRAM, WHY CAN'T YOU? RICHES BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ARE WAITING JUST AROUND THE CORNER! SIGN UP NOW AND RECEIVE A COUPON FOR A GOLD NECKLACE AND A RC RACER CAR!

IF YOU FEEL THIS EMAIL IS SPAM, PLEASE REPLY TO THE ADDRESS ABOVE AND WAIT 48-96 MONTHS TO BE UNSUBSCRIBED

Comment #2
From: [email protected]

Dude, this shit isn't funny. You stopped being funny like 3 years ago. Do you even try anymore? Why can't you be funny like you were 3 years ago, instead of being stupid like you are now? This is bullshit, and I'm going to keep on pointing this out every time I read your page every day. Learn to be more funny because this shit really is crap.

Comment #3
From: death_clan(ESB)@counter-strikefan.net

im gonna kill you

Comment #4
From: [email protected]

what the hell, the Photoshops on this site suck. you biatches need to fark off and die. Hey BLOWtax, this site really is "something aweful", lol. who let the dawgs out, woof woofg

Comment #5
From: [email protected]

Why did you make my site an Awful Link of the Day? I'm trying to help people fight off the alien greys from beyond the universe. If that's such a bad thing, why are there over 19 members on our Stop Alien Abductions forum? Your site should be the awful link of the day.

Gary

PS: if any of you out there are being abducted by the grey aliens, please contact me at OH GOD THEY ARE HERE NOW HE;LP M

Comment #6
From: [email protected]

I know you won't admitt it, but your site is slowly crumbling before your very eyes. I am currently on Phase 103 and we're all ready to move to Phase 103-alpha. Soon your empire of lies and terrorism will crumble before your eyes and we terror victims will overcome your rain of tyranny. You've already had to disable your email because we are rising like the verbial Phoenix. I am sending John Ashcroft your email address and soon you will find yourself homless and penniless, where you belong.

hope you had fun while it lasted, Richard.

King George Fiffy REoL
Come visit my AOL site, recently ranked #1 by me
I live with my parents

Comment #7
From: [email protected]

unsubscribe

Comment #8
From: [email protected]

unsubscribe

Comment #9
From: [email protected]

help

Comment #10
From: [email protected]

WHY DID U BAN ME FROM YOUR FORUMS!!!!! I DIDNT BREAK THE RULES!!!! I JUST POSTED GOATSECX 600 TIMES, IT DOESNT SAY "DONT POST GOATSECX 600 TIMES" IN THE RULES THEREFORE I DIDNT BREAK THE RULES!!!!!! I HATE YOUR FORUMS!!!! YOUR FORUMS SUCK!!!!! GIVE ME MY FORUM ACCOUNT BACK!!!!!

PSYKO-KILLAH

PS: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Comment #11
From: [email protected]

Fark invented "using words" and "typing letters." You're copying Fark. you guys suck. this site truly is something awful.

Comment #12
From: [email protected]

is this where I go for the porn

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