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okay, now many ppl haev Asked me, "JEFF K>, how do u get too be l33t liek u and hAXX0R everything??" and i said "it takes lost of hard work, sk1llz, and Quaek to haX0r as well s me!' and then they ask me to write about haX0ring so mabye they will learn about it!! OKAY? ok! here is my artical about haX0r1ng:

first i want to talk about Kelvin Nitmack! he was a haX0r liek me but he DID HAX0R WAS FOR GOOD! he broek into computars at IBM, NEC, NBA, CNC, Motarola, Appel Ciomputars, and NETSCAPE. he didnt steal anything, but he was arrested because TSUTSTMOMSTU SHIMINOMNURA caught him by using Litestep and cybersp4ce! he was a phone freak too, which means hee used phones to make phone calls to 1-700 numbers and put them on othar peoplez credit cards!! i think that is k3wl becaus i dont have a credit card and I wWATN to do that! too!!! HOT SEXXZ0R! Hahahaha

so he gots arrested but NOW KEVIN NICKNAT IS OUT of jail and he but cant use a computar! so he has to haX0r from a SPEAK N' SPELL HAHAHAH! no, but the courts said he cant haX0r anymore, or use a computar which is sad :-( (I LEARNED THAT UNHAPPY FACE FROM MY FRIEND IN AOL)!

so i will write aboat haX0ring since he cannut./ there ar three kinds of hAX)RS:

  1. NETWORK CRACKERS! These crackers are are breaking into ur network and sending teh male-bombs and pocket sniffers an DOS attacks. A DOS attack means they make u haveto use the DOS Prompt to logon to AOL because they broak your WINdows! these ppl can steal ur files too, so make sure you do this when you r not using ur comutar:
    1. UNPLUG THE LIGHTS IN THE ROOM! this means when sumbody breaks into ur computer, the screen will be hardar to read (beacusse its dark)
    2. DONT GET A MOUSE WITH A MOUSEWHEEL! haX0rz can break it too easy!!@#
    3. use WINDOWS 95! it is more haX0r prroof than annything else. You can use Windows in the dark too for Ultimate Protectian!
  2. Software haX0rs! they are the good pppl who make cracks so i can use PAINT SHOP PRO and play JILL OF THE JUNGLE without haeving to pay!!! they are good guys, i am one too, I am in lo-fat, we are a cracking clan (but NOT in Qauek 2!), so I like lo-fat!
  3. VIRUS MEN! thay are bad and make virsuses! I usually dont fall for viruses, but one tiem I GOT HAPPY 99 . EXE VIRUS from a warez site because i thought it was a game and i playaed it and nothing happened so i was like "WHAT THE FAUCKKKKKKK"??!?!??@@?$KY)* and every time i sent an emale message i was happy99.exe virus ! it was not happy
  4. Theere is no number four, i made this accidentally.

yuo are not ever safe from CRACKERS AND HAX0RS AND PHONE FREAKS! so what do u do? You can't live in a cave with teh bears and rocks and storks and fish and you will haev to built a fire to warm U and then you will eat mutton and ham and use a spear to hunt dinosores like Turok 2 (THE BEST GAME!)! so i have a list of things that will help yuo make your computar more haX0r proof:

  1. DONT GIVE YOUR PASSWORD OUT! dont even write it down! make fake passwordz and put them all over your desk! tell people "hello, my password is:" and LIE! IT WILL TRIX0R THEM!!!!!!!!!
  2. use Javascript - it is bettar than HTMAL
  3. DONT PLAY WAR3Z BEFORE YOU CAN CHECK THEM 4 VIRUSES! i use a copy of norton anitivirus i got from a warez group to scan for viruses
  4. change your windows background to teh blue color! if u use black as your default color, virsus can get in and youll never nOticed them!!!
  5. CHANGE your SDRAM for QRAM - it is more stabel.

that is all i can think of now, but i will write more after dinner!

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JEFF K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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