WHAT I DID ON NEWS YEARS

BY JEFF K

i was going to palay Quake all night but then i heard a REPORT on teh news about y2k and i said "OH NO, Y2K" so i shut down my computar. then my mom said maeybe i should unplug it becuase even tho its not on, u can still get viruses threw the power cord that goes into teh wall. so i unplugged my computar then i remembared that my NINTENDO WAS ON so i unpluged that too because i dont want a virus evem though i use AOL and u cant get vireuses in AOL. and then my mom left

SO I puled out all the elctrical equipmint from the walls. and the microwarve. but i couldant find the plug for the stove so i put all the pans and pots in it. because metel repulses heat and if teh stove gots hot, the metal would make it stop

I READ ABOUT THIAT IN MY SCHOOL

so then my parents got home ansd said "WHY DID U DO THIS??" and i said about y2k and they said ok and my dad said hes going to a partey tonight and my mom couldnt come because it was for his bosses or something. and then my mom said "YOUD BETTER NOT COME HOME SMELLING LIKE PERFUME AGAIN" and he called my mom a fagot and left and then my mom said:

"YOUR DAD IS A SON OF A BITCH" and she left

so i went over to my friends bob's house and we played with star warez trooparz and he got the DEATH star but i wanted it so i picked it up and hit him in the face with it. hah what a fag, he fell down

then i left and went to teh store and looked at the half and half and wanted too buy soem but didnt have enough moneye so i left

and then it was teh news years

and i unplugged my computar and it worked an i wrote this for my class at school THIS IS WHAT I DID ON NEWS YEARS

then end

by JEFF K

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