NO YUO FAGOT A COMPUTAR
SI NOT A HAT!!!
HOW TO OVERCLOAK YUOR COMPUTAR TOO MAKES IT FASTAR (HIGHLY TECHNICALL ARTICAL WORTHeY OF PRAISE)
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RULES YUO SHOULDS KNOW FIRWST;
NO YUO FAGOT A COMPUTAR
SI NOT A HAT!!!
here are soem general rules of thumbs when workeing on computars. print these out and MEMSORAISE THEM:>
1) insides of computars are hot so
haev a glass of water next to it whenevar yuor working with one so it doesant
burn yuo. if it does, pour teh water inside teh computar and shouit "CUT
IT OUT!!!" (Here's a saying: "When in doubt shout "cut it out"!!!!")
2) intel has chips which send out data to Intel about you and yuor CPU, so hide
yuor wallet when opening yuor computar case or else it will sends yuor drivars
license number and how much moneys yuo haev uin yuor bank acount.
3) KEEP COMPUTAR PLUGED INTO TEH WALL AT ALL TIMES!!! that way yuo can see where
electricity is going and follow it. make sure it doesnent go into yuor table
or children.
4) wear platform shoes and a sombrero or a tall hat. The taller yuo are, the
more hardar it si for electriocty to get into yuo. wear a cape too for insoltation.
5) put lots of newspapaers and hay on the floor in case yuo bleed.
6) haev autodial phone for 911 and know how to shout "FOR GODS SAKE SEND
SOMEBODEY OVAR RIGHT NOW".