Hey hes kind of like Marylin Manson only without talent, money, women, or popularity!


HEY WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE BRANDON LEE AND GET SHOT?

Never has the term "dickweed" been so literal.


Hey nice forehead! It goes great with that evil looking ache on the bridge of your nose.


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"Free" MMORPGs have grown in popularity to the point of supersaturation. How on Earth can one person possibly play them all and determine the best platform for painfully long level grinding, illiterate online communities, and fatal bugs? MMO Roulette examines a different online "free" role playing game every other week, providing you the lowdown on each. Every chamber is loaded when you play MMO Roulette.

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