However before I could take four steps outside, some guy challenged me to a duel. I figured I could show up all the hot chicks played by other guys with my stick swinging skills. However, he was about 400 levels higher than me and killed me in one hit. I was humble about it and declared that it was a good fight regardless of the outcome. The jerk then taunted me by trying to give me things I couldn't even use!
I sulked off and found someone else and tried to greet them, however the word "hello" is partially censored. Finding that odd, I continued to type in every cuss word I could think of to see what was censored and what was not. Oddly, no racial slurs were censored but "tits" was. "Faggot" was censored but "Fag" was not. In the process of my experiment I accidentally called someone a whore as they walked by. Here is a table listing some of the words that were censored and others that were not:
I tried to mend my ways by making some friends on campus, but people were far too busy to talk to this sailor. Tired of being a reject at Phoenix University, I tried to visit one of the other four schools in the area. However, when I clicked on my golden golf cart of freedom, my character became stuck and could no longer move.
Ran Online has taught me that Asian college is a time of loneliness, hooligans, and people with gigantic orange swords.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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"Free" MMORPGs have grown in popularity to the point of supersaturation. How on Earth can one person possibly play them all and determine the best platform for painfully long level grinding, illiterate online communities, and fatal bugs? MMO Roulette examines a different online "free" role playing game every other week, providing you the lowdown on each. Every chamber is loaded when you play MMO Roulette.