The Power of Applause with Tom "Moof" Davies

Livestock: tom let's start clapping
Livestock: *clap clap clap*
Livestock: tom let's just keep this up for the next hour or so
Moof: josh i am clapping irl
Moof: no joke
Moof: it is loud
Moof: i have to stop to type
Moof: this is jolly
Livestock: keep clapping tom
Livestock: as long as we do this we can never be sad
Moof: josh i stopped
Livestock: well that's depressing
Moof: hmm
Moof: i suppose you are right
Moof: josh a clap doesn't linger like a horn or an owl's hoot
Moof: it is fast and loud and leaves just as quickly as it came
Moof: like hope josh
Livestock: so true
Livestock: tom we need to work more on our banter
Moof: josh we have lots of banter
Livestock: maybe, i guess i just don't read any of it

When the Gentleman Becomes the Scoundrel with Tom "Moof" Daives

Livestock: hey tom
Livestock: want to shake your hand buddy
Moof: hi
Moof: *spits in hand*
Moof: *offers hand*
Livestock: *spits in hand*
Livestock: *punches you in the face*
Moof: JOSH
Moof: YOU OFFERED YOUR HAND AS A GENTLEMAN
Moof: YET DELIVERED IT AS A SCOUNDREL
Livestock: well
Livestock: these things happen
Moof: josh
Moof: i wish they wouldn't
Livestock: we have no control over them tom
Livestock: none at all
Livestock: it is like telling the wind which way to go

Concerning the Delicate Subject of Fish and Crabs with Tom "Moof" Davies

Moof: an assertion:
Moof: crabs - the treats of the sea
Livestock: had crab only once in my life
Livestock: tasted like fish
Moof: correct
Livestock: but i prefer the finer Fish of the Sea
Livestock: for example
Livestock: the Salmon
Moof: the salmon is a Fish of the Rivers and Ladders
Livestock: ah but tom
Livestock: have you not heard of wild pacific salmon
Livestock: and it's sad cousin the farmed atlantic salmon
Moof: josh i sure have
Moof: i sure have

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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