I'm afraid this week's Moof conversation is a little shocking. Our faithful friend reached a critical breaking point, and lost his temper. :(
Livestock: moof, I have a business idea
Livestock: we get a bunch of alligators
Livestock: and we tie ribbons around them
Livestock: and get them little t-shirts that say "Rescue Gators"
Livestock: and we tie a little barrel full of juice around their necks
Livestock: and we release them in New Orleans
Livestock: to help people
Moof: oh my god
Livestock: yes what is it
Moof: rescue gators
Moof: livestock you have presented to me many ideas in the past
Moof: most of them i have to say were retarded
Moof: but this one
Moof: this is it
Livestock: what do you mean retarded??
Moof: well honestly livestock the thing with the saint bernards was ridiculous to the point of being retarded
Moof: listen i mean that in a good way
Moof: brb i have to let the geese out
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