I'm afraid this week's Moof conversation is a little shocking. Our faithful friend reached a critical breaking point, and lost his temper. :(
Livestock: moof, I have a business idea
Livestock: we get a bunch of alligators
Livestock: and we tie ribbons around them
Livestock: and get them little t-shirts that say "Rescue Gators"
Livestock: and we tie a little barrel full of juice around their necks
Livestock: and we release them in New Orleans
Livestock: to help people
Moof: oh my god
Livestock: yes what is it
Moof: rescue gators
Moof: livestock you have presented to me many ideas in the past
Moof: most of them i have to say were retarded
Moof: but this one
Moof: this is it
Livestock: what do you mean retarded??
Moof: well honestly livestock the thing with the saint bernards was ridiculous to the point of being retarded
Moof: listen i mean that in a good way
Moof: brb i have to let the geese out
Tom "Moof" Davies is currently planning a trip back to England to visit his family and mentor an otter, which he plans to take to see Big Ben.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.