Moof: imagine if dogs were units of time
Moof: i just woke up a dog ago
Moof: in a few dogs we will go to the movies :)
Moof: listen be patient give me some dogs!!
Livestock: the bomb will go off in just three dogs unless you can deactivate it!!
Moof: dogs is money
Moof: dogs flies
Moof: dogs keeps flowing like a riiiiver
Moof: to the seaaaa
Moof: to the seaaaaaaaaaaa
Livestock: doggone it moof
Livestock: do you have anything special you want to say to people today, moof?
Moof: i want to say to the people
Moof: watch the skies
Moof: because tommorow they may come falling on you
Moof: the clouds are growing ever lower
Moof: and the stars are falling
Livestock: yeah well i already have our conversation for today and this one seems forced! forget it! you're a hack!
Moof: hold close to your loved ones
Moof: what are you using
Livestock: this one
Moof: dont leave me here
Livestock: if you had a puppy what would you name it
Moof: i would name it my chief financial officer (CFO)
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