What do fanny packs, Jack Ryan, John Rhys-Davies, rastafarians, and cyborg cops have in common?
Barbarian beer farts, steamy vampire coeds, and Kevin Sorbo trying to screw his many sisters await!
Richard Grieco plays an evil android werewolf who murders children and dream-rapes their parents. In space.
A superhero descended from Thor rides his mom’s Prius into glorious battle against the King of Anime! OHH!?!
We help Ron Perlman and Cuba Gooding Jr exorcise their bad-movie demons by rewriting the screenplay!
Grappa-fueled insane revisionist anthropomorphic Italian anime Titanic ripoff, feat. hoverdolphins!
James Callis delivers easily the best-worst Merlin performance of the last 500 years.
For a movie called Dogs about an evil dog army, there sure aren't a lot of dogs.
Exploding ninja midgets, spit takes galore, and Javier Bardem's Doppelganger's Gay Wizard Skull Rave.
Deep-fried rats, a gremlin on the crapper, and flies that pull the legs off of you!
Canada and Romania bring us a tale of quadriplegic dragons, pizza summoning, and magical bullying!
Sounds like a shameless ironic blaxploitation romp, but it's just plain shameless.
Take a look back with us at the best shirt removals and worst ninjas of the past year!
A stark cautionary tale of icebergs in Miami, flying palm trees, and Goatse of the Gods.
We could come up with better laws of robotics by eating a Scrabble set and barfing the tiles back up.
Merlin teaches us the science of magnets, lightning, and neon tazer skeletons that drag you to hell!