Winner: Three-way tie between Steven Seagal's seven-year catchphrase recognition, Mario Lopez bringing love-tunnel photos of himself with the captured spy he's supposed to be saving, and those assholes from The Maize not being able to find each other in a fucking corn maze.
Winner: In Search of the Titanic, and it's not even close. Just look at all of this shit. (But J.J. Abrams deserves some kind of "Most Improved" medal for starting his career with goddamn Nightbeast.)
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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