Dr. Retarded Honorary Most Mashable Monster:

Winner: Tie between Nightbeast for the titular rubber monster, and Robo Vampire for inventing a whole new kind of monster by putting a vampire in a cheap gorilla suit.

Least Quotable Line Award:

Winner: Barracuda, because we still can't believe that's a real quote.

King of Atlantis' Damp Nugs Award for Psychedelic Insanity:

Winner: In Search of the Titanic easily annihilates the competition, and our fragile minds.

– Garrett "Hydrogen" Neil and Sean "Trillaphon" Neil (@trillaphon)

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