Winner: Barracuda, because we still can't believe that's a real quote.
Winner: In Search of the Titanic easily annihilates the competition, and our fragile minds.
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
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