> LEVEL 2 ANTAGONIST UNLOCKED: ROBOOBOT DEPLOYED:
> SELECT DEFENSIVE ACTION.
>> Attempt robo-titty twister (pipe wrench required)
>> Try to talk to her without staring slackjawed at either her metal jugs or ridiculous tall hairdo
>> Hide inside hologram of a fat guy
> THE PERFECT DISGUISE. ROBOOBOT EVADED SUCCESSFULLY. YOUR GUERILLA CUSTODIAL TACTICS HAVE PAID OFF SO FAR, BUT YOUR ANTICS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED BY TEXAS “JOYSTICK” JONES:
> OH NO! CHOOSE:
>> Quickly apply stealth blackface (-99999 points for racism)
>> Do a somersault over the desk and kick Tex in the head through the camera (not available due to: Michael Dudikoff)
>> Look around like a dumbass and non-sequitur your way into the next room.
> !!!BANISHED TO THE TRIANGLE ZONE. PREPARE TO BE TRIANGLED, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
> NO, THAT WASN’T JOHNNY DEPP YOU SAW. UNLIKE MICHAEL DUDIKOFF HE HAS A LITTLE DIGNITY. ROLL A D20 FOR TRIANGLE-CHECK.
>> Roll die.
> NERD. THIS IS NOT D&D. YOU TAKE 10 DAMAGE FROM HOLO-TITTY TWISTER!
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