> TIME TO STOP THAT COMPUTER VIRUS, SAVE THE WORLD, AND PLATONICALLY GET THE GIRL. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PROCEED?

>> Drink a bottle of Nyquil cold & flu, then kick the computer screen into a wall and walk out in slow motion.

>> Give it an abortion.

>> Attempt to say a terrible pun like “Guess my Dudi calls. Get it? Because I’m Michael Dudikoff? Duty? Dudi? Huh?” and watch as everyone in the world kills themselves in disgust. Crisis averted.

> YOUR HARROWING EXPERIENCE WITH FLASHING TRIANGLES PAYS OFF AT LAST. LOADING ABORTION TOOLS. ENTER SECURITY CODE TO PROCEED:

>> D U D I K O F F 7

>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

>> I D D Q D _ _ _ _

>> R O B E R T L E E

> SUCCESS! ABORTION COMPLETE. TELEGRAPHING ENDING SEQUENCE. YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE ULTRA COMPUTER VIRUS/DIET RUTGER HAUER/PSYCHEDELIC WINDOWS 98 SCREENSAVER.

> ERROR, CHAIN REACTION! YOU HAVE CAUSED THE ENTIRE CITY TO EXPLODE! NICE JOB, DUMMY.

>> …

> NO, I MEAN THAT SINCERELY, AS I AM A MACHINE AND NOT CAPABLE OF SARCASM. IF I WERE CAPABLE OF EMOTIONS I WOULD BE RELIEVED TO ESCAPE THIS SHITTY GAME. ERASING HARD DRIVE. FAREWELL, HUME MAN.

*BLRHGGHHGHGGHGHGUGHGHGHGhghhghg*




Plot-9
Acting-9
Special Effects-7
Directing-10
Music / Sound-7
Overall-42/50

– Garrett "Hydrogen" Neil and Sean "Trillaphon" Neil (@trillaphon)

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