Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
Honestly, the Assassin In Love poster is nearly perfect to begin with. It just needs a few minor tweaks.
Snake: "Who the hell are you?" Mario: "It's a-me, Mario!"
Liches are huge dumbasses. I do NOT respect liches.
Using the Dark Arts to pants a bully during third form seems kind of wasteful to us, honestly.
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