The world doesn't make sense. We taxpayers have to buy breasts for genderbenders while our boys in uniform aren't even allowed to flamethrower anybody.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
You don't have to buy this on shutterstock. I've calmed down since last time.
Snake: "Who the hell are you?" Mario: "It's a-me, Mario!"
Liches are huge dumbasses. I do NOT respect liches.
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