Hydrogen: If Kim J. Ok took any lesson away from his last animated disaster, it seems to have been that the only thing standing between him and success was a lack of rousing musical numbers.
Trillaphon: Is that what you call this?
Hydrogen: No, I think that's the Gathering of the Sharkalos.
Trillaphon: So, these guido sharks...they're all inmates.
Hydrogen: Yep. Inmates.
Hydrogen: In the ocean.
Trillaphon: That makes sense.
Hydrogen: You think that's bad, how about the worst yet most satanic Pokemon we've ever seen delivering the most viscerally disturbing song and dance party this side of Salo?
Trillaphon: Oh thank God, that noise at the end must have been the cyanide capsule in my brain exploding. Ahh, sweet release. So long, suckers!
Hydrogen: I have bad news for you.
Dissatisfied Star Wars fans have taken the women out of the Last Jedi with a new fan edit. They won't stop there.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
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