I'd like to introduce you all to the greatest comedy podcast in existence, and I'm not just saying that because I want everybody to listen to it and make a lot of money, legal or otherwise. "Murder the Internet" is a revolutionary new talk show featuring Jonathan Weir and myself, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka, in which we tackle such meaningful topics as fucking dolls and topics that are somehow even more important. Our latest episode, number nine, addresses the hottest topics including superheroes, albinos, wiccans, Italians, The Human Apple, Todd Starnes fighting against the War on Christmas, and cat piss.
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Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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"Murder the Internet" is the revolutionary new comedy podcast from Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka and Jonathan Weir, revolutionary in the aspect that nobody's brain is screwed up and defective enough to come up with whatever the hell we talk about every episode.