Read dispatches from the man cave before it disappears into the bonfire of history.
Read about a celebrity cosmos confusion, shitty Swedish socialists, and peeing on dying people.
Did you know about molestering monkeys, carnal camels, or wounding whales? Well now you will. Whether you like it or not.
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An analysis of some strange news stories from around the Internet. Disabled Danes demand dough for dames! British badgers badger Basran bumpkins! Surgeons partially poach Chinese Elephant Man!