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Stillson's Controversial Actions During Assassination Attempt Draw Some Criticism
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It's the most sought-after toy on the market, but is the NES Mini Classic acceptable for kids? Our experts emphatically say no. All 30 of the system's included games feature scenes that are completely inappropriate for children.
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