Ass.tv would be a much, much better site. Asses are things of many virtues, but none of them are appropriate for radio.
I wonder if the guy who bought Cock.com said, "holy shit, I can't believe it," then immediately tried Penis.com and got that one, too. Then he probably did nothing with them for 15 years while the internet slowly caught up with the need for them.
Finally, a hardcore website that knows how to do its taxes and doesn't overreact to trivial insults!
Doesn't this seem like a made-up site that would be written into a work of fiction by someone who'd never used the internet? Like, imagine if you will an episode of Law and Order SVU: Benson is like "We got him: turns out he has an account on sluts dot net!" and Stabler is like "I can't wait to get my hands on this sick son of a bitch."
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This seems like one of the top ten worst words you could associate with that thing. I mean, think about it, it's not even just "old," it's "oldest," and women live a lot longer than men. That thing has to be at least 110 years old, and it was definitely alive back when preventive medicine was inelegant, when men were freer with the liberties they took, when women were expected to be fruitful and bear dozens and dozens of children. Surely this is an organ that has suffered a lifetime of abuses and distensions, and now it might be laid bare on the internet.
And what the hell is with this word combo? What sort of a person, when seeking anything related to anuses, goes for the bizarre? If it's you, I leave you with this stern warning: bizarre anuses are a gateway to macabre anuses.
What an innocuous name. I guess maybe it could be some site that caters to kids who try to circumvent the internet filters on their school computers by typing in every vaguely suggestive word they can think of. But technically, this could be about Mr. Rogers.
Founded in 1974, The Copulation Foundation is a non-profit group dedicated to the propagation of the human species through biological means. Ask about our generous grant programs.
This will probably wind up being bought by something like the Thames Institute of Theology and they'll constantly resent being made fun of for their stupid domain name.
What an extremely workmanlike domain, perfect for the literal-minded porn consumer. "Hmm, I'd rather like to see some people having sex, but I'd prefer it not to involve men. Ah, I know! I'll just head over to WomenHavingSex.com! I'll just put this in my bookmarks along with CheckMyEmail.com, RentMoviesFromTheInternet.com and TurnOffMyComputer.com."
OK, now the guy in the previous paragraph is just getting a little too goddamn lazy. Work on your abstraction, buddy!
Hell yeah, let's download some erotic doily patterns.
I'll bet the New Orleans chamber of commerce is going to pay millions of dollars for this site.
Putting aside the fact that it's not 1994 anymore and none of us use screensavers, I guess maybe this would be for people who only like to look at porn when they're not around.
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What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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