Steve Bannon here. I'm in the White House now! Sorry, jews! Anyway, now that we're in complete control of the government, the media's obvi next. Gonna be starting up Breitbart TV real soon. Fun fact: due to limited spectrum, it'll be replacing The Oprah Winfrey Network. Cucked! Anyway, here's what's comin' to yer TV's, scum.
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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