Hey Kids, What Time Is It?
After a brief three-month hiatus from ICQ pranks, I am proud to present the newest entry to the Something Awful ICQ prank hall of fame...
Head on over and check out the latest ICQ prank that takes turns pointless idiotic porno spamming into a fierce competition between dueling robots and people from England who can't speak proper English.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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