Hey Kids, What Time Is It?

After a brief three-month hiatus from ICQ pranks, I am proud to present the newest entry to the Something Awful ICQ prank hall of fame...

Head on over and check out the latest ICQ prank that takes turns pointless idiotic porno spamming into a fierce competition between dueling robots and people from England who can't speak proper English.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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