Everybody wants to have meetings on TV. Obama wants to meet about health care with Republicans and I think they want to meet with Democrats about jobs or something. Nobody wants to meet with anybody else except at the meeting they came up with the idea for. It's so stupid. I hate everybody in Washington except for that gay dude who talks like Sylvester the Cat and Pat Leahy because he was in the last Batman movie. On the other hand it did own when Obama went to that Republican meeting and they were like "gotcha, you teleprompter bitch!" and he was like "Nope, I don't need teleprompters, you are the bitches." Ha ha, those meetings would be awesome if they were like that one. You remember that one? I forget what it was for.
|Fundraiser of the Living Dead|
CPAC is going on. I don't know what that stands for but I'm going to guess Conservative Party Are Conservatives. Best guess. Dick Cheney was there and somebody handed out Cheney 2012 stickers. Maybe we could get Cheney and Palin to run together in 2012 for some sort of dystopian nightmare scenario ticket that would be in an alternate history book where we somehow give nuclear missiles to the Spanish Inquisition.
I don't know about all those Tea Party people. Those dudes seem like if all the characters from Waiting for Guffman turned evil. Maybe not who we should ever listen to about anything ever. On the other hand, that's never stopped us before.
I was doing the dishes last night and I heard the TV say "Chris Dodd and Max Baucus" and I broke a glass and cut my hand. That probably means something.
|Exit the Wu-Tang from thee Air-Plane|
Mitt Romney got in a fight with a rapper on an airplane. The rapper was thrown off. The question remains, who started the fight? Who, who, who.
|To Kvetch to Some Predators|
Something about Israelis killing some guy in Dubai and they used British passports and Britain is pretending to be mad about it but only because Israel got caught. It's sort of hard to reconcile my opinions of American Jews with my opinion of Israeli Jews. I'm just going to call them High Elves and Wood Elves from now on to avoid that whole minefield.
|Prez Meets Lama|
Dalai Lama met with Obama. Everything I know about the Dalai Lama I learned from the Eddie Murphy vehicle Golden Child.
|Debate Getting Hotter, but is Planet?|
The climate is changing. Or is it? I guess the debate rages on and we can never be sure because there are equally believable people on both sides of this debate.
|I Don't Care|
There was a bunch of other stuff about the world but nobody cares about that place. Something about Nigeria maybe? I don't know.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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