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Name: El Cráneo Negro
Relationship Status: Single
Location: In and around Shaggy Butte
Rating: (.5 out of 5 bones)
ePets: El Cráneo Negro has been ePetted 0 times.
EDITOR'S REVIEW: Ruthless and efficient, El Cráneo Negro is less a dog and more a force of nature. Whereas dogs like Vermin and Rusty thrived on creating chaos and discomfort, El Cráneo Negro carries out his evil actions in a sickeningly ordered manner. Since arriving in town, he has supplanted the dominate hierarchy, establishing himself as leader of the pack and instigating a wave of dog-sponsored terrorism on a scale never before seen in Shaggy Butte.
--BarkWire Senior Editor Chris Bluefield
30 Reviews for El Cráneo Negro - Displaying 20-24
BEWARE OF DOG
Posted by ELMO STEPHENS [Read other reviews by ELMO STEPHENS]
HAD FRIGHTFUL ENCOUNTER WITH EL CRANO NEGRO. WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WALKING PAST PERU UBU CHEVROLET WHEN I HEARD A SCARY HOWL. LOOKED AROUND. BIG DOG MATERIALIZED OUT OF THIN AIR IN FRONT OF ME. DOG WAS TURNED AWAY BUT LOOKING BACK AT ME OVER HIS SHOULDER. DOG STARED AT ME WITH COLD BLACK EYES THAT CLAWED AT MY SOUL. I STARTED TO CRY AND BIT MY KNUCKLES AND FELL TO MY KNEES BUT DOG JUST KEPT STARING. I BEGGED FOR MERCY AND EVEN WET MY PANTS. THE DOG JUST KEPT STARING. BEGGED DOG TO GET IT OVER WITH AND KILL ME BUT HE JUST KEPT STARING. FINALLY HE WALKED AWAY. I THINK HE'S THE DEVIL AND I CANNOT GET HIS EYES OUT OF MY HEAD.
AM NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN. NEVER EVER EVER. NO LONGER LIKE DOGS. THIS IS LAST POST HERE SO BYE BYE.
Attacked my son
Posted by corwinj [Read other reviews by corwinj]
My poor son has been through hell lately. First his hero Auspice is turned into a drooling maniac, then this little Cerberus shows up and tears the city apart. I thought he was on our side when he killed Vermin, but no, he's just as vile as any of them, if not more! Just yesterday he approached my son in the playground. My son is easily confused and not very bright so he went to pet him. Next thing you know my son is getting his hand sawn back together. It took ten of us to chase this dog off, and even then he didn't really run away, he just slowly walked away, looking over his shoulder the whole time with those devil eyes of his.
My son hasn't spoken since the incident. He just rocks back and forth and mumbles. I fear he may never be the same again.
I swear to god I'm buying a gun and shooting every dog I see.
Posted by KiNGDAWG [Read other reviews by KiNGDAWG]
AN EVIL KILLER!!
Posted by almam [Read other reviews by almam]
this bad dog attacked and killed chattanooga!! right after he and promise just got back together!! she is going ot be so sad now. :(
promise we love you!! please don't be sad!! :( :(
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