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29 Reviews for El Cráneo Negro - Displaying 25-29
Posted by Doctor Dog [Read other reviews by Doctor Dog]
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Time for change
Posted by Doctor Dog [Read other reviews by Doctor Dog]
Sorry for that last post. As I was saying, we have tried to be respectful and reach out to these feral dogs, but it is simply not safe for us to do that anymore. They are attacking us, our children, and, worst of all, our beloved pets.
Animal control in this town hasn't responded to phone calls in weeks. It's obvious they've abandoned ship and fled. What I'm proposing may sound crazy, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I think we need to convince somebody at the city zoo to release a few lions. Just for a couple weeks until these feral dogs are all dead. We can keep our pets indoors during this time to keep themsafe.
Before long things should return to normal.I'mgoingACKSORRYtobri ngthisupatthe ne xttownhallmeeting andaskthatyou allbackmeup o n this.It'stime wetakebackourcity.
REPORT ON EL CRANEO NEGRO
Posted by RandyF [Read other reviews by RandyF]
HEARD THIS DOG HAS BEEN RAISING CAIN ALL AROUND TOWN. NOT SURPRISED BASED ON DOG'S HISTORY. DOG HAS BEEN LEAVING A TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION ACROSS SOUTH AND CENTRAL AMERICA FOR YEARS. DID A LOT OF RESEARCH. HAD UNCLE LEVI'S BRIDE TRANSLATE. NOTES ARE AS FOLLOWS.
DOG WAS TRAINED IN SCHOOL OF THE AMERICAS FOR DOGS. TAUGHT TO KILL WITHOUT MERCY. SERVED IN DEATH SQUADS FOR MILITARY JUNTAS.
UNKNOWN DATE: INVOLVED IN SLAUGHTER OF VILLAGE. SURVIVING VILLAGE PRIEST CURSED DOG. DOG NOW IMMORTAL??? NEED MORE INFO TO DETERMINE.
PRIOR TO SHAGGY BUTTE, LAST SIGHTED IN PANAMA. LEFT IN A HURRY. SAID TO BE FLEEING UNKNOWN PURSUER.
HOW HE GOT TO SHAGGY BUTTE IS A MYSTERY. WHAT OF PURSUER IN PANAMA? ALWAYS LOOKING OVER HIS SHOULDER? QUESTIONS NEED ANSWERS.
Posted by Hector [Read other reviews by Hector]
I prayed I would never see this beast again. El Diablo we called him. The Devil.
I left the old world behind to get away from beasts like this. Yet he follows me here? Unbelievable!
This horrible dog and all his minions are tearing this community apart. If we don't stop him, no one will be spared. Everywhere I look I see these rotten dogs sowing the seeds of destruction. Obscenity? Bucephelus? What hell are these beasts coming from?
I did not travel this far from home to have my children walk amongst killers.
GUESS WHO'S BACK, BUSTER
Posted by BiGDog [Read other reviews by BiGDog]
YOURS TRULY is back to lay down some knowledge!
First of all, BiGDOG wants to offer a big apology to everyone hurt or offended over the last few months. Seems like I might have been rude and disrespected some of you. What I did was not cool! I am very sorry to the mods of this board and thank them for allowing me to contribute again.
Now that that's out of the way, time for BiGDOG to drop some bombs!! El Craneo Negro: what can I say? Oh, I don't know, everything? Heck, at first I thought he was just some dumb dog from the county, but then I did some research of my own. Talked with a buddy on Perro Loco, one of the largest dog review sites in Latin America, and got some solid intel.
If my sources are correct, this dog is one stone cold killer. RandyF was right on the money (major kudos to a fellow dogthusiast!) about that. Apparently this dog isn't scared of anything... well except for that one dog he left for dead back in Nicaragua some time ago. Apparently some CIA mutt he tried to kill... but couldn't. Would love to know more about that dog!
Gotta say, this mutt makes Vermin and Rusty look like amateur hour. I can't tell you how much this makes BiGDOG pine for the friendly, can-do attitudes of great dogs like Flagship, Overcoat, Entertainer, Atom Smasher, Dunlap, Dusty Derby, and Tuscaloosa. Of course it wouldn't be a dog show without an appearance by the Gold Standard - Panzer.
With due respect to my fellow dog fans!!
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JESUS ****ING CHRIST
Posted by K9Fan [Read other reviews by K9Fan]
I was jogging in the park when I witnessed what is easily the most horrific sight of my life. I heard a whimpering in the woods not far from the trial, so I went to investigate. I came across poor Auspice, alive, with his stomach ripped wide open. El Craneo Negro was slowly eating him alive.
I was frozen in fear. That evil dog just stared at me, guts hanging out of his mouth, snout drenched in blood. I could swear that monster was smiling at me, but those eyes... man, those eyes. Auspice was clearly wide awake, whimpering like a scared pup. I backed up very slowly, then ran like hell. I've been sober for two years, but I'm ready for a drink.
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