INT. ADVANCED ROBOTICS RECOVERY ROOM - Day

The room is full of all kinds of computers and sensors. A hologram of a robot frame and arms and legs is hanging over Steve's bed. A HOT ASIAN NURSE is looking at a computer screen next to his bed. Doctor Rebuilder and Georgia Austin enter.

DOCTOR REBUILDER
He may still be groggy from the medicine we put in him. Now (to Steve) wake up sleepy head! Your mother is here and we have good news.

GEORGIA AUSTIN
Steve. Steve...it's mom. Can you hear me?

Steve stirs on the bed.

GEORGIA AUSTIN
Steve, honey. Wake up. It's okay. It's time to wake up.

STEVE AUSTIN
(sitting bolt upright)
NEW SHOE? NEW SHOE?


Steve kicks Doctor Rebuilder into a bank of machines and glass. Sparks shoot out. The Doctor is alive but hurt.

GEORGIA AUSTIN
(hollering)
Steve calm down!

STEVE AUSTIN
CAN I HAVE A POKEMAN? PICKACHU GO PIKA PIKA. CAN I GET MOMMY? POKEDEX FILL UP GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL WEEOOO WEEOOOO WEEOOOOO I'M A AMBU-AMBU-AMBU I'M A FIRETRUCK! VROOOM!

GEORGIA AUSTIN
(tearfully)
Yes you are baby, you're mommy's little Pokeman Firetruck.

STEVE AUSTIN
POKEMAN!!!!


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