INT. DARKALON'S HQ - Night

Darkalon's basement is filled with computer screens and wires hanging around like in THE MATRIX. One of the screens has an image of Steve with green glowing arms like on the computer earlier. Darkalon is talking to SOME WOMAN we can't see.

NATHAN DARKALON
Steve Austin survived and as you expected he has received the OMEGA IMPLANT.

SOME WOMAN
You've done well, Nathan Darkalon. You will be rewarded well. But I have something more to ask of you.

NATHAN DARKALON
(smiling evilly)
Name it, China.

SOME WOMAN
I need you to get me into the hospital...


The camera ROTATES around Darkalon so we can see the screen. The mysterious woman is almost identical to Georgia Austin! It's CHINA AUSTIN, the lieutenant of a high-tech Chinese skateboard stunt team cloned from Georgia Austin's DNA. She has dark hair, a scar on her face, and an eyepatch and she wears low cut rubber shirts with push-up bras.

CHINA AUSTIN
...so we can kill Steve Austin and steal the Omega Implant.

NATHAN DARKALON
(laughing evilly)
Consider it done, China AUSTIN.

CHINA AUSTIN
(she blows him an evil kiss)
MWA!


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