INT. DARKALON'S HQ - Night
Darkalon's basement is filled with computer screens and wires hanging around like in THE MATRIX. One of the screens has an image of Steve with green glowing arms like on the computer earlier. Darkalon is talking to SOME WOMAN we can't see.
You've done well, Nathan Darkalon. You will be rewarded well. But I have something more to ask of you.
Name it, China.
I need you to get me into the hospital...
The camera ROTATES around Darkalon so we can see the screen. The mysterious woman is almost identical to Georgia Austin! It's CHINA AUSTIN, the lieutenant of a high-tech Chinese skateboard stunt team cloned from Georgia Austin's DNA. She has dark hair, a scar on her face, and an eyepatch and she wears low cut rubber shirts with push-up bras.
Consider it done, China AUSTIN.
(she blows him an evil kiss)
ROTATING FRAME TRANSITION
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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