INT. ADVANCED HOSPITAL PHYSICAL THERAPY - Day

Georgia Austin and Doctor Rebuilder are talking. Steve is wrestling with a half dozen burly orderlies. He throws one of them through a plate glass window.

STEVE AUSTIN
(struggling for an open pudding cup, orderlies clinging to his legs)
PUDDING!!!

DOCTOR REBUILDER
We did it. We made him anew. Stronger, faster, better.

GEORGIA AUSTIN
But who are we to play god?

STEVE AUSTIN
(nearly reaching the pudding)
PUDDDDDDINGGG!

GEORGIA AUSTIN
(yelling)
I told y'all not to let him have no more sugar today. You already got him all wound up letting him watch Ben 10.

STEVE AUSTIN
BEN 10! HE TURN INTO ALIEN! ALIEN!

GEORGIA AUSTIN
Aww hell.


Steve begins flailing and throwing orderlies around like ragdolls. Georgia hits the cybernetic shutdown override control and turns off Steve Austin's robotic arms. He slumps to the floor.

GEORGIA AUSTIN
I'm sorry baby but you just gotta calm down.

STEVE AUSTIN
(drooling)
Ben 10 went poops.


The camera pans over to a ventilation duct where eyes can be seen watching evilly.

INT. DUCT - Day

NATHAN DARKALON
A cybernetic shutdown override control, eh? Now no one can stop us, not even Steve Austin. The OMEGA IMPLANT will be ours.


Zoom in on the implant on the back of Steve Austin with the omega symbol and the words OMEGA IMPLANT.

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