INT. ADVANCED HOSPITAL PHYSICAL THERAPY - Day
Georgia Austin and Doctor Rebuilder are talking. Steve is wrestling with a half dozen burly orderlies. He throws one of them through a plate glass window.
We did it. We made him anew. Stronger, faster, better.
But who are we to play god?
(nearly reaching the pudding)
I told y'all not to let him have no more sugar today. You already got him all wound up letting him watch Ben 10.
BEN 10! HE TURN INTO ALIEN! ALIEN!
Steve begins flailing and throwing orderlies around like ragdolls. Georgia hits the cybernetic shutdown override control and turns off Steve Austin's robotic arms. He slumps to the floor.
Ben 10 went poops.
The camera pans over to a ventilation duct where eyes can be seen watching evilly.
INT. DUCT - Day
Zoom in on the implant on the back of Steve Austin with the omega symbol and the words OMEGA IMPLANT.
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