Bigfoot: fact or real thing? Aliens: are they really from other planets? These are very intriguing questions which I won't or may not address in today's daily dirt.
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has sworn to personally investigate the murder of opposition leader Boris Nemtsov. In fact, Putin plans to use his expertise to solve most major crimes.
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