Bigfoot: fact or real thing? Aliens: are they really from other planets? These are very intriguing questions which I won't or may not address in today's daily dirt.
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
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