Bigfoot: fact or real thing? Aliens: are they really from other planets? These are very intriguing questions which I won't or may not address in today's daily dirt.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.