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I want my ass ate in a jep.


The ad we posted:

The replies:

Great writing....and I bet the truth is you are a handsome stud who had a lot of fun writing this. Haven't we all felt this way from time to time?
DANNY


Hi, It does sound like you need a friend for sure. I don't know if you're interested in corresponding with a 64YO man or not but, you are welcome to. I don't live in Seattle, I live in Snohomish so I couldn't get down to see you to often. Where abouts in Seattle do you live? I don't have to many friends either and none of them ever come around and I am supposed to be a pretty normal guy. I am gay but, I am not out. If I was I probably wouldn't have any friends except the gay ones. If I did get down to see you, you would have to forgive me if I stared at you a bit. It wouldn't be because I wished to be rude but, I would of course just be very curious about you. I would like to get to treat you like anyone else would like to be treated. I don't see any harm in being naked with you and JO with you or help you to JO. Well let me know if this is something you would like to do and please let me know if anyone else writes to you. Hopefully someone else will see your ad and want to help you out also as a friend. Best wishes, B.

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