|Josh just unlocked the Underground Celebrity achievement after 3 friends visited his cave!|
Get out and explore in CaveLife, the fun game where you can create your own unique cave and visit your friends' caves, too! Cave Time Now!
|October 25 @ 11:50am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!|
|Josh just suffered his first CaveLife disaster! Looks like his entire cave just caved in! Play CaveLife now to help Josh recover!|
|October 25 @ 12:02pm via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!|
|Josh just earned the Mine Kampf achievement for overcoming his subterranean struggles!|
Join Josh and all your other friends deep underground in CaveLife! Join now and get 40 free CaveBucks and a bonus limestone! Cave free now!
|October 25 @ 1:13pm via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!|
|Josh just turned his humble cave into a Colossal Cavern! Start and grow your cave now! Free instant caving! Cave in, already! Play!|
|October 26 @ 10:14am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!|
|Josh hasn't played CaveLife in over 15 minutes! He's missing out on new Whopper Deposits! Dig in, because you can trade 'em for limited-edition Burger King Stalagmites! Now free cave-play!|
|October 26 @ 10:30am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!|
|Josh is probably thinking about CaveLife and all those new goodies in the CaveStore! New Name Crystals let you spell out your name in glowing, shimmering crystals! UNLIMITED FREE CAVE-PLAY FOREVER!|
|October 26 @ 11:00am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!|
|Josh just unlocked the Hermit achievement after blocking off the entrance to his cave with a boulder!|
Don't forget to play CaveLife, the fun game where you and your buddies make caves and explore the deepest depths of friendship! CAAAAAVVEEEEEE NOW (FREE)!
|October 27 @ 2:42pm via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!|
|Josh might be DEAD because he hasn't played CaveLife in over six hours! Better try it yourself and see if he left any clues about why he is no longer playing in his cave! Try it now free as a bird!|
|October 27 @ 9:00pm via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!|
|Josh is definitely dead, since he's barely done any cavin' around in today! If he doesn't log in soon his entire cave and all his cool CaveStore decorations will be buried! Hurry back! Instant Free Caveplay!|
|October 27 @ 11:00pm via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!|
|Josh unlocked the Cave Dementia achievement after he tried to uninstall CaveLife in a tragic loss of self control! Get comfortable, because there's no escapin'!|
Settle into your new CaveLife! Play now and get 100 free CaveBucks and a free calcium deposit! Cave free now FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!
|October 28 @ 10:52am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!|
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