You're right. BOTH! Whew, who knew "Go Your Own Way" could kick so much ass. Wait, is that minivan still tailing? You quickly duck turn into a driveway. Once the van passes you pull out and start following it. Looks like the hunter is now the hunted. Heh, now let's see who you're working for.
Wendy's? Interesting. Well, let's see what this agent looks like. An elderly lady. Very interesting. It's probably makeup. Now that you have the upper hand, what do you do?
Go in and spy on her
Go back home
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