Special thanks to Flash Tub wizard Shmorky for his wonderful illustration of Highlander star Christopher Lambert. Be sure to digg the article detailing how some rich and famous asshole artist directly copied one of Shmorky's most well-known pieces of art and is selling it for the big bucks.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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