Special thanks to Flash Tub wizard Shmorky for his wonderful illustration of Highlander star Christopher Lambert. Be sure to digg the article detailing how some rich and famous asshole artist directly copied one of Shmorky's most well-known pieces of art and is selling it for the big bucks.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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