Special thanks to Flash Tub wizard Shmorky for his wonderful illustration of Highlander star Christopher Lambert. Be sure to digg the article detailing how some rich and famous asshole artist directly copied one of Shmorky's most well-known pieces of art and is selling it for the big bucks.
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