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L@@K>>>>Teach U Crazy shit make time fly<<<<
Holla At: C-Zar @ D Block on 4
Askin: nigga 2 stand point every day while I get mine with my mustache girl Thick Sandy
Niggas word: IS BOND (9 in last 3 months)
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP NIGGAS YO I AM 15 IN ON TRIPLE LIFE I GOT SENT ON ON ACCOUNT OF SOME BULLSHIT INVOLVIN SOME EDANGERED ASS SPECIES AND A FALSE WITNESS SAYING I DONE A FELONY BODILY RAPE ON A ANIMAL I AINT NEVER HEARD OF
DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ON 2 THEY IS BITCHES DOWN THERE
C-ZAR IS GOT YOU WHAT YOU NEED IT SAY IN THE BIBLE:
GIVETH A NIGGA A FGI PROTEIN BAR AND A NIGGA EAT FOR A DAY GIVE A NIGGA A SHANK AND TEACH HIM TO POUND A KIDNEY ON A FOOL COME OUT PC LIKE A NIGGA FORGET HE ROLL OVER AND YOU GET ALL HIS SHIT INCLUDING HIS JACK MAGS AND HIS CIGARETTES
C-ZAR GOT CLASS IN SESSION AND FALL TERM IS STARTIN SO YOU BEST SIGN UP SON IF YOU DONT WANT TO MISS OUT
THIS SEMESTER A NIGGA WILL LEARN
+MUCH MUCH MORE
THIS SHIT IS THE BEST COURSE IN CONVICT ISSUE YOU GONNA FIND SO DONT BE FOOLED BY NO IMITATORS ON 2 OR 3 I DRIP MY PISS ON THEM NIGGAS
COURSES OPEN FOR FOLLOWERS OF THE WHITE BROTHERHOOD, THE ARYAN CIRCLE, AND LATIN SAINTS NIGGAS WHO DONT LOOK TOO MEXICAN
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