Famed poet, writer, and web 2.0 essayist E.E. CUMMINGZ was extravagantly prolific and known for writing nearly all poetry and prose in capital letters. He was said to do this because he was larger-than-life and more boisterous and "rowdy" than other poets. During a career spanning almost 2 years from 2007-2009 he wrote some 120,000 poems. We have collected just a few.
GOD, OH MY
BELIEVE THAT HORROR TRULY
REAL OR DON'T WITHOUT
A JAR INTO A MAN
BREAKS THE SOUND
TO BLEED BELIEVE
LOOK OR DON'T
YOU CAN'T NOT ISN'T
JUST A JAR
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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