Famed poet, writer, and web 2.0 essayist E.E. CUMMINGZ was extravagantly prolific and known for writing nearly all poetry and prose in capital letters. He was said to do this because he was larger-than-life and more boisterous and "rowdy" than other poets. During a career spanning almost 2 years from 2007-2009 he wrote some 120,000 poems. We have collected just a few.

GOD, OH MY
FUCKING CAN'T
BELIEVE THAT HORROR TRULY
REAL OR DON'T WITHOUT
A JAR INTO A MAN
BREAKS THE SOUND
TO BLEED BELIEVE
ooouhhhhhhhhhh
LOOK OR DON'T
YOU CAN'T NOT ISN'T
JUST A JAR

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