I YEARN DESPER-
ADO FOR CATALONIAN PEAKS
BY WAY OF VERA OR PENELOPE CRUZ
FED A STRANGER
BABY SWEET TREATS
BUT NEVER A GIF SO SWEET
OUT OR IN BRA AND
IN THE CITY
COULD CRUSH GOD
WITH THEM MONSTER TITTIES
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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