LADY HIDALGO
I YEARN DESPER-
ADO FOR CATALONIAN PEAKS
BY WAY OF VERA OR PENELOPE CRUZ
FED A STRANGER
BABY SWEET TREATS
BUT NEVER A GIF SO SWEET
OUT OR IN BRA AND
ELEVATOR
IN THE CITY
SERENDIPITOUS SALMA
COULD CRUSH GOD
OR ZILLA
WITH THEM MONSTER TITTIES


– E.E. CUMMINGZ 2.0 (@sexyfacts4u)

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