I YEARN DESPER-
ADO FOR CATALONIAN PEAKS
BY WAY OF VERA OR PENELOPE CRUZ
FED A STRANGER
BABY SWEET TREATS
BUT NEVER A GIF SO SWEET
OUT OR IN BRA AND
IN THE CITY
COULD CRUSH GOD
WITH THEM MONSTER TITTIES
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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