I YEARN DESPER-
ADO FOR CATALONIAN PEAKS
BY WAY OF VERA OR PENELOPE CRUZ
FED A STRANGER
BABY SWEET TREATS
BUT NEVER A GIF SO SWEET
OUT OR IN BRA AND
IN THE CITY
COULD CRUSH GOD
WITH THEM MONSTER TITTIES
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
Gotta imprison and psychologically torture 'em all!
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