POSTED, HUFFING UP SET/SIDE
WHAT IS THAT TINY LION'S
ROAR OR
CRY OR WHINGE OF ALEC BALD
WON THE DAY A B-
LOG OF GALLOPING GREENS
LEAVES TREES TOMATOES RIVERS
WARMING THIS CRESCENT UPON
WHICH WE SIT
EAT MY SHIT
RIGHT: BREITBART, LEFT A COMMENT
ISSUED FROM BLOGGER PALIN
FAN 6-9
SNOW IN TEXAS
SOME GLOBAL WARMING
FAGGOT

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