A FORUM, A TWEET
SEAL THE HAMMERED CAP
TO POUR OUT
PECKED PROMETHEUS BLEEDS
CHOLERIC DYSENTERIES OF
BOYCOTTING HOW DARE YOUS
YOURSELF TO SERVE
AND FIND MODERN WAR
IS HARDLY FAIR
2 BRB GONNA PLAY
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