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EARS AND MIND
HYPNOTIZED NOT EVE
A SUCKING HAMMER
MY RACIST CAR IS FRIENDS WITH LENO
ONCE CAST YOU CANNOT
UNROLL THESE DICE
BUT HOPE OR DREAM
YOU DIE IN FIRE NOW THAT
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