A DRONE IN BOTH
EARS AND MIND
HYPNOTIZED NOT EVE
A SUCKING HAMMER
MY RACIST CAR IS FRIENDS WITH LENO
ONCE CAST YOU CANNOT
UNROLL THESE DICE
BUT HOPE OR DREAM
YOU DIE IN FIRE NOW THAT
A REAL MAN'S
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
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I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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