A DRONE IN BOTH
EARS AND MIND
HYPNOTIZED NOT EVE
A SUCKING HAMMER
MY RACIST CAR IS FRIENDS WITH LENO
ONCE CAST YOU CANNOT
UNROLL THESE DICE
BUT HOPE OR DREAM
YOU DIE IN FIRE NOW THAT
A REAL MAN'S
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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