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LOADS OF DOGS
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Smooth Move, Batman
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
As Sony Stumbles, Microsoft Takes the Lead With Xbox Onesies
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
How To Get Away With Murder! (JOKE ARTICLE) (DON'T ARREST US)
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Replace Guns With Dogs!
If guns were dogs, the world would be a better place. That's the premise of this one!
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