3. Doritos' "Cross Dressing Dads"


The Pitch: Dad humiliate yourself for my brand. I hate you, dad. Sissy dad. Piss for my brand? America watch diaper fill. Smear on mouth. Rat press button. I'D FUCK ME.

2. Taco Bell "Viva Young"

The Pitch: Olds are slaves for grease to put in tracts. Death to mind. Death to body. Intake fourthmeal. Hardbody club DJ fun. Expel fifthmeal.

1. Budweiser's "Black Crown"

The Pitch: BUY DRINK HAVE FUN LIFE. WOMAN OBJECT STIMULATE MATING INSTINCT. BUY DRINK. NEW BEER. DRINK THIS, MY LORD. BUY.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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