This week, my update consists entirely of this audio file, for some reason. If you're new to the internet, please click the big triangular button on the embedded object below to begin playing it. If at any time you become dissatisfied with the content therein, you may elect to leave the room and do something more useful with your time. Thank you.
Around the web and back again to you, the lord of the webrings.
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
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