This week, my update consists entirely of this audio file, for some reason. If you're new to the internet, please click the big triangular button on the embedded object below to begin playing it. If at any time you become dissatisfied with the content therein, you may elect to leave the room and do something more useful with your time. Thank you.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
Please consider updating your plan to include Trickle Down Antibiotics, the Millennial Meltdown, and other new options.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.