Can you believe this Donald Trump guy? One day he says one thing, the next day he says the opposite (hashtag: politics!) Don't know what I mean? Here are a few choice examples from "The Donald" himself!!!
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
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