This article is part of the Dynamars Corporation Information Kiosk series.
** Welcome to the new Cycnus Station Update Service, Resident #013!
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***12-06-2305 - New Entry
As a special treat for the holidays, DynaMars Corporation is pleased to announce the activation of HOLIDAY PROTOCOL TX-0992. At 0000 hours, all station lights will automatically turn green or red. Enjoy the festive colored lighting! DynaMars Corporation wishes you a very happy holiday season.
***12-07-2305 - New Entry
Chief Medical Officer Brugmann has informed us of a 100% increase in headaches and eyestrain following the activation of HOLIDAY PROTOCOL TX-0992. Unfortunately, we cannot disable HOLIDAY PROTOCOL TX-0992 without triggering HOLIDAY FAILSAFE CX-11951. It is in the best interest of all Cycnus Station personnel that HOLIDAY FAILSAFE CX-11951 not be triggered.
We are pleased to report that HOLIDAY PROTOCOL TX-0992 will shut down automatically at 0000 hours on 01-01-2306. No need to intervene!
***12-08-2305 - New Entry
DynaMars Corporation wishes to congratulate Resident #013 for his outstanding work in Sector C Quantum Labs. Resident #013's pioneering research into the field of intrabladder entanglement may one day produce a cure for urination. DynaMars Corporation is throwing its full support behind this important scientific endeavor. Resident #013 has already received a generous grant from DynaMars Corporation's Dark Projects Department!
Congratulations, Resident #013!
***12-10-2305 - New Entry
As part of Phase 2 of HOLIDAY PROTOCOL TX-0992, the Cycnus Station Intercom System has been commandeered for the purpose of playing pleasant holiday music 24 hours a day!
Phase 2 also triggered EMERGENCY MESS HALL MENU OVERRIDE LM-2324. Expect delicious ham to be served on Christmas Day!
DynaMars Corporation is committed to bringing the complete holiday experience to Mars.
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