Ten years ago I buried a capsule in my E3 hole. It's a good hole. The capsule contained two items: My predictions for E3 2016 meticulously inked upon a weathered scroll, and a second-gen iPod Mini with just one song on its drive, Ignition (remix).
Today I dug up the capsule from the E3 hole. How accurate were my prophecies? I'm going to share them with you now. I will not share Ignition (remix). You should have had the foresight to bury a copy for yourself.
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