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And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
It's Jeb and George, aka my two wonderful sons, and their adventures!
I can't believe I got the bonus multiplier score for watching the whole fire.
the usual snacks have been replaced by rat poison. a huge axe is precariously hanging over my chair.
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